Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Colonists are REBELS!!

We have invested our money, our troops, our time, and our very PEOPLE in this fine colony. And how are we treated in return? REBELLION!! Red-handed thievery!! The colonists call themselves "Americans" and seem to have completely forgotten their British roots. Throwing SNOWBALLS and even ROCKS at our brave soldiers who have left their mother country to go and keep order in this rebellious, uncivilized "country" is unheard-of. And now they are calling it the "Boston Massacre"!! Simply because our troops were forced to defend themselves from a threatening mob and accidently killed a few peasants. Boston seems to be a very rebellious city, for another astonishing event also took place here - the Boston Tea Party, as they call it. THREE BOATLOADS of FINE, INDIA TEA were ruthlessly destroyed. Good tea, good money, completely and utterly ruined. I really don't know about you lot, but I vote we punish these colonists and teach them a lesson - teach them to obey their mother country. The country that gave them all they have now. The country that we stand in today, our very own ENGLAND!!!

(I don't know if I did this right... but FYI I'm supposed to be a young politition in England who has an interesting view of the events leading to the American Revolution).

1 comment:

Terry said...

That was really realistic! I like the conclusion!